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abusive, aggressive, arassive, arrogant, avaricious, barratrous, belligerent, bigoted, bilious, brain-damaged, byzantine, censorious, clueless, conspiratoria, contemptible, controlling, cowardly, crazy, criminal, cultic, deadly, deceitful, deceptive, demented, despicable, destructive, devious, dim, diseased, dogmatic, double-talking, dumb, dyspeptic, EDLINoid, evasive, fascistic, flagrant, fraudulent, fundamentalist, Generally Not Good, greedy, grim, harmful, hypocritical, idiotic, idolatrous, ignorant, illegitimate, imbecilic, insane, jargon-spouting, lame, libelous, loathsome, malevolent, malignant, manipulative, mendacious, meretricious, mind-numbing, narrow, opportunistic, paternalistic, plantigrade, poisonous, puerile, racist, restrictive, revisionist, satanic, secretive, self-destructive, self-righteous, sexist, socially-retarded, spastic, splenetic, stifling, suppressive, tasteless, uncaring, unethical, unsympathetic, vengeful, violent, weird

"Me too" er, Elvis, Evolution brake, Fed, Flamer, Freak, Freak, Fundamentalist, Geek, Homeopath, Lamer, Loser, Nerd, Newbie, Pervert, Satanist, Shoko Asahara, Spammer, Troller, Unbearably self-righteous person, Wanker

I took exception to your recent

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It was

abusive, arrogant, belligerent, boring, brain-damaged, clueless, contemptible, cowardly, crazy, deceitful, demented, despicable, dim, fundamentalist, hypocritical, idiotic, ignorant, imbecilic, lame, libelous, loathsome, maladroit, malevolent, microsoftian, mind-numbing, much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of, satanic, self-righteous, stupid, stupid, weird

Your attention is drawn to the fact that

I don't like your tone of voice - : 156 : +
not only that, it was also done better the last time - : 37 : +
this has been pointed out to you before - : 27 : +
what you done has been done before - : -1 : +
you are a loser - : 224 : +
you are trying to make money on a non-commercial site - : 3 : +
you claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal - : 8 : +
you didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles - : 14 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet - : 5 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup - : 3 : +
you make no sense - : 6 : +
you must live in a skinner box to be this clueless - : 6 : +
you obviously don't know how to read - : 5 : +
you posted a blatantly obvious troll - : 2 : +
you posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 - : 5 : +
you posted low-IQ flamebait - : 0 : +
you said "me too" to something - : 4 : +
you self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others - : 2 : +
you started a long, stupid thread - : 1 : +
you write in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL - : 3 : +
your blabber is absurdly off topic - : 1 : +
your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON - : 9 : +

actually post something relevant - : 5 : +
bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it - : 5 : +
consume excrement - : 6 : +
consume excrement and thus expire - : 13 : +
don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing - : 6 : +
find a volcano and throw yourself in - : 5 : +
get a clue - : -3 : +
get a gun and shoot yourself - : 13 : +
get a life - : 8 : +
gever post again - : -1 : +
go away - : -4 : +
grow up - : 1 : +
have your medication adjusted - : 9 : +
jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor - : 21 : +
read every newsgroup you posted to for a week - : 0 : +
read the FAQ (RTFM) - : -2 : +
stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up - : 5 : +
stop sending Email and get a life - : -3 : +

In Closing, I'd Like to Say

*plonk* - : 30 : +
In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself? - : 6 : +
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded? - : 23 : +
take your gibberish somewhere else - : 11 : +
you are so clueless that there is no point even writing this message - : 5 : +
you need to seek psychiatric help - : 1 : +

Couple more random insults:

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide - : 0 : +

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? - : 0 : +

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would. - : 1 : +

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside - : 6 : +

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards. - : 1 : +

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately - : 5 : +

Next time I have to deal deal with you, would you wear a hat so Ill know which end is which? - : 0 : +

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so - : 0 : +

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture - : 0 : +

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another? - : 1 : +

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." - : 0 : +

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. No, come to think of it, you would. - : 1 : +

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure - : 0 : +

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! - : 0 : +

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you - : 0 : +

Eventually, you will get what you asked for - : 2 : +