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Dear cowardly Wanker,
I took exception to your recent existence.
It was ignorant. Your attention is drawn to the fact that you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet and I recommend that you get a gun and shoot yourself. I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?.
In Closing, I'd Like to Say In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?.

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"Me too" er, Elvis, Evolution brake, Fed, Flamer, Freak, Freak, Fundamentalist, Geek, Homeopath, Lamer, Loser, Nerd, Newbie, Pervert, Satanist, Shoko Asahara, Spammer, Troller, Unbearably self-righteous person, Wanker

I took exception to your recent

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It was

abusive, arrogant, belligerent, boring, brain-damaged, clueless, contemptible, cowardly, crazy, deceitful, demented, despicable, dim, fundamentalist, hypocritical, idiotic, ignorant, imbecilic, lame, libelous, loathsome, maladroit, malevolent, microsoftian, mind-numbing, much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of, satanic, self-righteous, stupid, stupid, weird

Your attention is drawn to the fact that

I don't like your tone of voice - : 156 : +
not only that, it was also done better the last time - : 37 : +
this has been pointed out to you before - : 27 : +
what you done has been done before - : -1 : +
you are a loser - : 224 : +
you are trying to make money on a non-commercial site - : 3 : +
you claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal - : 8 : +
you didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles - : 14 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet - : 5 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup - : 3 : +
you make no sense - : 6 : +
you must live in a skinner box to be this clueless - : 6 : +
you obviously don't know how to read - : 5 : +
you posted a blatantly obvious troll - : 2 : +
you posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 - : 5 : +
you posted low-IQ flamebait - : 0 : +
you said "me too" to something - : 4 : +
you self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others - : 2 : +
you started a long, stupid thread - : 1 : +
you write in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL - : 3 : +
your blabber is absurdly off topic - : 1 : +
your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON - : 9 : +

I recommend that you

actually post something relevant - : 5 : +
bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it - : 5 : +
consume excrement - : 6 : +
consume excrement and thus expire - : 13 : +
don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing - : 6 : +
find a volcano and throw yourself in - : 5 : +
get a clue - : -3 : +
get a gun and shoot yourself - : 13 : +
get a life - : 8 : +
gever post again - : -1 : +
go away - : -4 : +
grow up - : 1 : +
have your medication adjusted - : 9 : +
jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor - : 21 : +
read every newsgroup you posted to for a week - : 0 : +
read the FAQ (RTFM) - : -2 : +
stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up - : 5 : +
stop sending Email and get a life - : -3 : +

In Closing, I'd Like to Say

*plonk* - : 30 : +
In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself? - : 6 : +
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded? - : 23 : +
take your gibberish somewhere else - : 11 : +
you are so clueless that there is no point even writing this message - : 5 : +
you need to seek psychiatric help - : 1 : +


Couple more random insults:

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle - : 1 : +

I hope when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you - : 0 : +

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals - : 0 : +

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late! - : 1 : +

You will never be able to live down to your reputation! - : 0 : +

A curse upon you, you menace to the innocent, for you will be chased across the desert by sex-starved camels. - : 1 : +

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! - : 0 : +

I wish your charm could be bottled - Then a cork could be put in it! - : 0 : +

I hope, pray and dream that you shall have your gonads stung by a swarm of African bees, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime. - : 1 : +

Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious! - : -1 : +

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you - : 0 : +

I'm sick of your pickled-ass shenanigans, you nipple-clinging green-nostriled hairy-livered trout-defiler! I've got half a mind to come over there and thwap you with my cane! - : 2 : +

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would. - : 1 : +

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live." - : 1 : +

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. - : 1 : +

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would. - : 0 : +