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abusive, aggressive, arassive, arrogant, avaricious, barratrous, belligerent, bigoted, bilious, brain-damaged, byzantine, censorious, clueless, conspiratoria, contemptible, controlling, cowardly, crazy, criminal, cultic, deadly, deceitful, deceptive, demented, despicable, destructive, devious, dim, diseased, dogmatic, double-talking, dumb, dyspeptic, EDLINoid, evasive, fascistic, flagrant, fraudulent, fundamentalist, Generally Not Good, greedy, grim, harmful, hypocritical, idiotic, idolatrous, ignorant, illegitimate, imbecilic, insane, jargon-spouting, lame, libelous, loathsome, malevolent, malignant, manipulative, mendacious, meretricious, mind-numbing, narrow, opportunistic, paternalistic, plantigrade, poisonous, puerile, racist, restrictive, revisionist, satanic, secretive, self-destructive, self-righteous, sexist, socially-retarded, spastic, splenetic, stifling, suppressive, tasteless, uncaring, unethical, unsympathetic, vengeful, violent, weird

"Me too" er, Elvis, Evolution brake, Fed, Flamer, Freak, Freak, Fundamentalist, Geek, Homeopath, Lamer, Loser, Nerd, Newbie, Pervert, Satanist, Shoko Asahara, Spammer, Troller, Unbearably self-righteous person, Wanker

I took exception to your recent

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telepathic message

It was

abusive, arrogant, belligerent, boring, brain-damaged, clueless, contemptible, cowardly, crazy, deceitful, demented, despicable, dim, fundamentalist, hypocritical, idiotic, ignorant, imbecilic, lame, libelous, loathsome, maladroit, malevolent, microsoftian, mind-numbing, much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of, satanic, self-righteous, stupid, stupid, weird

Your attention is drawn to the fact that

I don't like your tone of voice - : 156 : +
not only that, it was also done better the last time - : 37 : +
this has been pointed out to you before - : 27 : +
what you done has been done before - : -1 : +
you are a loser - : 224 : +
you are trying to make money on a non-commercial site - : 3 : +
you claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal - : 8 : +
you didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles - : 14 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet - : 5 : +
you have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup - : 3 : +
you make no sense - : 6 : +
you must live in a skinner box to be this clueless - : 6 : +
you obviously don't know how to read - : 5 : +
you posted a blatantly obvious troll - : 2 : +
you posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 - : 5 : +
you posted low-IQ flamebait - : 0 : +
you said "me too" to something - : 4 : +
you self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others - : 2 : +
you started a long, stupid thread - : 1 : +
you write in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL - : 3 : +
your blabber is absurdly off topic - : 1 : +
your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON - : 9 : +

actually post something relevant - : 5 : +
bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it - : 5 : +
consume excrement - : 6 : +
consume excrement and thus expire - : 13 : +
don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing - : 6 : +
find a volcano and throw yourself in - : 5 : +
get a clue - : -3 : +
get a gun and shoot yourself - : 13 : +
get a life - : 8 : +
gever post again - : -1 : +
go away - : -4 : +
grow up - : 1 : +
have your medication adjusted - : 9 : +
jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor - : 21 : +
read every newsgroup you posted to for a week - : 0 : +
read the FAQ (RTFM) - : -2 : +
stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up - : 5 : +
stop sending Email and get a life - : -3 : +

In Closing, I'd Like to Say

*plonk* - : 30 : +
In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself? - : 6 : +
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded? - : 23 : +
take your gibberish somewhere else - : 11 : +
you are so clueless that there is no point even writing this message - : 5 : +
you need to seek psychiatric help - : 1 : +

Couple more random insults:

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead - : 0 : +

In the dictionary under the word, 'stupid', it says, 'see him'. - : 0 : +

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up - : 0 : +

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Nah, of course you would. - : 0 : +

Hey, act your age - senile! - : 0 : +

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? - : 1 : +

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening - : 0 : +

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm - : -1 : +

Is that your head or is a snot sucking, simian version of Marilyn Manson clinging to your back? - : 0 : +

I'd rather lick feces freshly collected from an intestinally-diseased yak than be within a mile of you - : 0 : +

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would. - : 0 : +

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did? - : 0 : +

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? - : 0 : +

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. - : 2 : +

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along - : 0 : +

Any friend of yours - is a friend of yours - : 0 : +